I managed to unlock this secret hidden feature earlier today in my Q6 S-line.
Involuntary Driver Cardiac Assessment
Whilst reversing out of a standard parking space in a nondescript carpark, a pedestrian, roughly half a mile away, had the audacity to walk behind the vehicle.
The MMI activated what can only be described as a gravity-defying emergency stop, measured on the quantum scale, that quite possibly broke at least two of the fundamental laws of physics. From the moment the onboard computer registered the distant periled pedestrian to the time my spine was shoved through my spleen and liver, we could only have travelled no more than 1 millimetre. We may have even ripped a whole in the fabric of space-time. Which I hope the council do not charge me for, because I imagine that is going to swallow up their pothole repair budget for 2025.
As the physical and psychological shock shutdown my central nervous system briefly. I finally came to with my Apple Watch beeping about unusual heart patterns. These stopped after a few moments.
The car chimed nonchalantly, as I waved apologies to the pedestrian, who whilst also being terrified out of their skin at the shuddering breaking had thrown themselves into a bush for safety.
All to say I am happy to report my heart is still beating. Assessment passed. Though I will not comment on reports that I may or may not have soiled myself.
Involuntary Driver Cardiac Assessment
Whilst reversing out of a standard parking space in a nondescript carpark, a pedestrian, roughly half a mile away, had the audacity to walk behind the vehicle.
The MMI activated what can only be described as a gravity-defying emergency stop, measured on the quantum scale, that quite possibly broke at least two of the fundamental laws of physics. From the moment the onboard computer registered the distant periled pedestrian to the time my spine was shoved through my spleen and liver, we could only have travelled no more than 1 millimetre. We may have even ripped a whole in the fabric of space-time. Which I hope the council do not charge me for, because I imagine that is going to swallow up their pothole repair budget for 2025.
As the physical and psychological shock shutdown my central nervous system briefly. I finally came to with my Apple Watch beeping about unusual heart patterns. These stopped after a few moments.
The car chimed nonchalantly, as I waved apologies to the pedestrian, who whilst also being terrified out of their skin at the shuddering breaking had thrown themselves into a bush for safety.
All to say I am happy to report my heart is still beating. Assessment passed. Though I will not comment on reports that I may or may not have soiled myself.
